el_M: In the moonlight...

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

gooday ppl...

frick! n im now sounding like some aussie frm down under... haiz...

but nvm, pun aside, i shall update on wadever things i done since de last post (groan... boring...)

as wad i heard all abt de hype on V-day every yr... dis yr i seem to be inexplicably lost to all de hype... straightened out mi thots? mebe... aiya just simply say i got no date dis yr n being scroogey abt it la...

so thr, i went back to sch for LESSONS aft work on V-day... sadz life hor? wads even sadder is tt i LOST MI WALLET on tt day lor!!! ARRGH!!! n to think i gotta meet Carrie for supper aft mi lesson?

so i did wad i shd do... simply beg for, or rather, borrow cash frm mi good buddy Dexter to tide me thru de nite... which i managed to, n even managed to go down to St James yet again to meet good buddy n Melvyn for a few drinks...

nuthing special happened at St James... no hot chicks nor cute dudes like someone told me she heard (Miss... seriously whr did ya hear tt frm???) so we ended up like 3 lonered uncles drinking n staring at de dancers up de stage... not really fun lor...

de thing tt made dis day very unforgettable was aft we left de club... by then i had $10 left, wif no wallet (remember? i lost it...) so i decided to cab down to town to catch a Nightrider home...

did tt, n ended up at Esplanade happy to have exactly $3 left... just nice for Nightrider trip home... i came to de bus stop... n imagine de blardy shock i had when i found out tt Nightrider onie operates in de weekends!!! so blardy sian la!!!

numerous options surfaced as i quickly analysed them... cos at tt time i didn wanna surprise mi mum tt i lost mi wallet, esp aft such a late nite out, i decided NOT to take a cab home n call her up to help me pay... final decision: take bus no. 11...

whuever dunno wads bus no. 11 pls raise up ur hands... ok we got 1, 2, 3, 4, ... ... ok lar enuff for me to explain... 11 refers to these 2 structures on which all our body weight rests upon... so taking bus no. 11 is a skill that requires some practice... steps r shown below...

stand up, or make sure ure in a standing-up position...
put ur left foot out, and land on it, in front of ur right foot...
now put ur right foot out, land on it, in front of ur left foot...
repeat 2 and 3 till u reach ur destination.

so in short, I FRICKING WALKED HOME!!! distance covered is frm Esplanade all de way to Simei... tts something i will NEVER wanna experience ever in mi life again... walking like an idiot in de wee hours of de morning for god-noes-how-long... sucks man!!!

so? unforgettable V-day rite? yea go ahead, laff!!! grrr...

ok tt sums up i truly unforgettable V-day... will continue wif CNY in another post... too lazy to continue now haz...

Dennis ~ 11:23 pm