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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
"Trèfle à 4 feuilles
Plantez votre Porte-Bonheur
Mode de Culture
Plonger la plaquette de terre de coco dans un verre d’eau tiède pendant une demi-heure. Remplir le petit pot avec la terre. Enfoncer les bulbes tête en haut. Arroser.
Placer le pot dans un endroit lumineux et frais. Maintenir humide mais sans excès. Au bout de quelques jours, les bulbes vont germer, puis donneront des Trèfles à 4 feuilles porte-bonheur..."
and tt was in de little instruction sheet tt came wif a potted plant given to me at a seminar i attended haz...
so u see, being on IA is soooo shuang hor? i can even go for seminars, end up get stuffed fat by some 8-course lunch... man... SOXAL ppl really can eat siaz!!!
cant give much details abt de seminar except tt its by our HQ in france for their subsidiaries in de region... so i got french ppl, japanese ppl, HK ppl, indonesians... all in de same room talking n trying to make sense of their disparity in their Englishes... yea i used a plural form cos it seemed as if they were talking in different languages, n miraculously understood one another!!! amazing siaz... hahahaha
de nice french presenter actually gave everyone welcome gifts or such... i got a pot of 2 seeds n some coconut husk thing... those french words above r de instructions to "start de plant up"... note de pun... hahahaha
so when i got home, read de supposed instructions n was so sianz tt i dun understand any of it... so ok lor... have to go online for a translator... found one frm Boonsong's blog which i guess was useful... THANX BOONSONG!!! oh yah anyone nids a translator can go to here...
Babel Fish Translation in AltaVista
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
so de below translation... though de English not tt good, but understandable... so i hope it works... will try out in company tmr in mi free time haz...
"Clover with 4 sheets
Plant your Amulet
Mode of Culture
To plunge the coconut ground plate in tepid water glass during half an hour. To fill the small pot with the ground. To insert the bulbs head in top. To sprinkle.
To place the pot in a luminous and fresh place. To maintain wet but without excess. At the end of a few days, the bulbs will germinate, then will give Clover to 4 sheets amulet... "
Plantez votre Porte-Bonheur
Mode de Culture
Plonger la plaquette de terre de coco dans un verre d’eau tiède pendant une demi-heure. Remplir le petit pot avec la terre. Enfoncer les bulbes tête en haut. Arroser.
Placer le pot dans un endroit lumineux et frais. Maintenir humide mais sans excès. Au bout de quelques jours, les bulbes vont germer, puis donneront des Trèfles à 4 feuilles porte-bonheur..."
and tt was in de little instruction sheet tt came wif a potted plant given to me at a seminar i attended haz...
so u see, being on IA is soooo shuang hor? i can even go for seminars, end up get stuffed fat by some 8-course lunch... man... SOXAL ppl really can eat siaz!!!
cant give much details abt de seminar except tt its by our HQ in france for their subsidiaries in de region... so i got french ppl, japanese ppl, HK ppl, indonesians... all in de same room talking n trying to make sense of their disparity in their Englishes... yea i used a plural form cos it seemed as if they were talking in different languages, n miraculously understood one another!!! amazing siaz... hahahaha
de nice french presenter actually gave everyone welcome gifts or such... i got a pot of 2 seeds n some coconut husk thing... those french words above r de instructions to "start de plant up"... note de pun... hahahaha
so when i got home, read de supposed instructions n was so sianz tt i dun understand any of it... so ok lor... have to go online for a translator... found one frm Boonsong's blog which i guess was useful... THANX BOONSONG!!! oh yah anyone nids a translator can go to here...
Babel Fish Translation in AltaVista
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
so de below translation... though de English not tt good, but understandable... so i hope it works... will try out in company tmr in mi free time haz...
"Clover with 4 sheets
Plant your Amulet
Mode of Culture
To plunge the coconut ground plate in tepid water glass during half an hour. To fill the small pot with the ground. To insert the bulbs head in top. To sprinkle.
To place the pot in a luminous and fresh place. To maintain wet but without excess. At the end of a few days, the bulbs will germinate, then will give Clover to 4 sheets amulet... "
Dennis ~ 1:10 am
Monday, February 26, 2007
well id never noe mi 181st post could be a bevy of pics depicting how loons frm whichever-planet-u-may-imagine got sent on a collision course to earth, n here they are!!!
See wad alcohol can do to a bunch of an otherwise sane, rational bunch of ppl? Kudos to mi cousins whu go all de way out in a drinking-cum-face-drawing session... makes de mind wander to nowhere huh? Aye wadever... BUT U GUYS ROCK MAN!!! will sue u all de day mi liver fails... muahahahahahaha...
Ok so u seen de mad pics of wad we did on a saturday... lets see some more-sane pics... abt 2 of mi frens trying to act funny in a Clinic...
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Ok aft all those pics (n i think by now mi image is reduced into nuthing but a chiongster n drinkster)...
ok b4 i go i muz thank Averyverycrazyone for de pics she provided... have to write acknowledgement cos Minister once made noise tt i koped his pic w/o acknowledging... lucky no court summons arrived - whew... so learnt mi lesson dis time liao... hehz
Motohniecykelliapszh
Reweyhdeiflsaakcseehrs
Ohmif***inggawd
Part of the hideous monstrousity
Blbaecakredye, Mocuusrtlaicshhe and Motohniecykelliapszh
Averyverycrazyone and Reweyhdeiflsaakcseehrs
Averyverycrazyone and Ohmif***inggawd capturing a normal human being
Finally, de captain of de vessel - Whaddyawant
Note that Reweyhdeiflsaakcseehrs is terrorising yet another human being
See wad alcohol can do to a bunch of an otherwise sane, rational bunch of ppl? Kudos to mi cousins whu go all de way out in a drinking-cum-face-drawing session... makes de mind wander to nowhere huh? Aye wadever... BUT U GUYS ROCK MAN!!! will sue u all de day mi liver fails... muahahahahahaha...
Ok so u seen de mad pics of wad we did on a saturday... lets see some more-sane pics... abt 2 of mi frens trying to act funny in a Clinic...
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Seriously, they did it wrong
Ure supposed to feed tt line into a vein, not drink frm it...
Ok aft all those pics (n i think by now mi image is reduced into nuthing but a chiongster n drinkster)...
CHEERS!!!
ok b4 i go i muz thank Averyverycrazyone for de pics she provided... have to write acknowledgement cos Minister once made noise tt i koped his pic w/o acknowledging... lucky no court summons arrived - whew... so learnt mi lesson dis time liao... hehz
Dennis ~ 2:01 am
Sunday, February 25, 2007
alrite pplz... sorrie if dis one is a bit backdated but i really gotta "report" a bit abt mi CNY...
yupz CNY, as usual, a 3-day-go-ard-eat-n-get-fat extravaganza... guess i had gained weight over those days again, wif god-noes-how-many steamboats, yu sheng, bah kwa n pineapple tarts i downed...
mi wallet became bigger n heavier in those few days also, cos apart frm de ang pows i amassed (ahh... de joys of remaining single...) i also won some cool cash over a few rounds of blackjack...
some things i managed to come across in those days...
yupz CNY, as usual, a 3-day-go-ard-eat-n-get-fat extravaganza... guess i had gained weight over those days again, wif god-noes-how-many steamboats, yu sheng, bah kwa n pineapple tarts i downed...
mi wallet became bigger n heavier in those few days also, cos apart frm de ang pows i amassed (ahh... de joys of remaining single...) i also won some cool cash over a few rounds of blackjack...
some things i managed to come across in those days...
- you can come out decked like a red-n-gold xmas tree but still manage to not attract stares, cos most ppl wear like tt too... urgh...
- u see so much sea cucumbers, shark fins n abalones, and eat so much, that u think it has become some sort of staple... well tt i dun mind man! but ohh de poor sharks...
- its right to gamble in these few days... and consequently we can say, its WRONG not to gamble...
- de amount of reds in most homes increases at least 10-folds... even if otherwise, de FEELING increases 10-folds...
- even de most grouchy, grumpy ppl can eke out a smile..
- de most-often-uttered-phrase: "gong xi..."
- new "currency": de orange... u can even exchange them for cold hard cash! tip: alwaes give 2...
- bah kwa is fattening... alcohol is EVEN MORE fattening!!!
- well i cant think of anymore... so its now all up to ur imagination...
Dennis ~ 2:54 pm
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
gooday ppl...
frick! n im now sounding like some aussie frm down under... haiz...
but nvm, pun aside, i shall update on wadever things i done since de last post (groan... boring...)
as wad i heard all abt de hype on V-day every yr... dis yr i seem to be inexplicably lost to all de hype... straightened out mi thots? mebe... aiya just simply say i got no date dis yr n being scroogey abt it la...
so thr, i went back to sch for LESSONS aft work on V-day... sadz life hor? wads even sadder is tt i LOST MI WALLET on tt day lor!!! ARRGH!!! n to think i gotta meet Carrie for supper aft mi lesson?
so i did wad i shd do... simply beg for, or rather, borrow cash frm mi good buddy Dexter to tide me thru de nite... which i managed to, n even managed to go down to St James yet again to meet good buddy n Melvyn for a few drinks...
nuthing special happened at St James... no hot chicks nor cute dudes like someone told me she heard (Miss... seriously whr did ya hear tt frm???) so we ended up like 3 lonered uncles drinking n staring at de dancers up de stage... not really fun lor...
de thing tt made dis day very unforgettable was aft we left de club... by then i had $10 left, wif no wallet (remember? i lost it...) so i decided to cab down to town to catch a Nightrider home...
did tt, n ended up at Esplanade happy to have exactly $3 left... just nice for Nightrider trip home... i came to de bus stop... n imagine de blardy shock i had when i found out tt Nightrider onie operates in de weekends!!! so blardy sian la!!!
numerous options surfaced as i quickly analysed them... cos at tt time i didn wanna surprise mi mum tt i lost mi wallet, esp aft such a late nite out, i decided NOT to take a cab home n call her up to help me pay... final decision: take bus no. 11...
whuever dunno wads bus no. 11 pls raise up ur hands... ok we got 1, 2, 3, 4, ... ... ok lar enuff for me to explain... 11 refers to these 2 structures on which all our body weight rests upon... so taking bus no. 11 is a skill that requires some practice... steps r shown below...
frick! n im now sounding like some aussie frm down under... haiz...
but nvm, pun aside, i shall update on wadever things i done since de last post (groan... boring...)
as wad i heard all abt de hype on V-day every yr... dis yr i seem to be inexplicably lost to all de hype... straightened out mi thots? mebe... aiya just simply say i got no date dis yr n being scroogey abt it la...
so thr, i went back to sch for LESSONS aft work on V-day... sadz life hor? wads even sadder is tt i LOST MI WALLET on tt day lor!!! ARRGH!!! n to think i gotta meet Carrie for supper aft mi lesson?
so i did wad i shd do... simply beg for, or rather, borrow cash frm mi good buddy Dexter to tide me thru de nite... which i managed to, n even managed to go down to St James yet again to meet good buddy n Melvyn for a few drinks...
nuthing special happened at St James... no hot chicks nor cute dudes like someone told me she heard (Miss... seriously whr did ya hear tt frm???) so we ended up like 3 lonered uncles drinking n staring at de dancers up de stage... not really fun lor...
de thing tt made dis day very unforgettable was aft we left de club... by then i had $10 left, wif no wallet (remember? i lost it...) so i decided to cab down to town to catch a Nightrider home...
did tt, n ended up at Esplanade happy to have exactly $3 left... just nice for Nightrider trip home... i came to de bus stop... n imagine de blardy shock i had when i found out tt Nightrider onie operates in de weekends!!! so blardy sian la!!!
numerous options surfaced as i quickly analysed them... cos at tt time i didn wanna surprise mi mum tt i lost mi wallet, esp aft such a late nite out, i decided NOT to take a cab home n call her up to help me pay... final decision: take bus no. 11...
whuever dunno wads bus no. 11 pls raise up ur hands... ok we got 1, 2, 3, 4, ... ... ok lar enuff for me to explain... 11 refers to these 2 structures on which all our body weight rests upon... so taking bus no. 11 is a skill that requires some practice... steps r shown below...
- stand up, or make sure ure in a standing-up position...
- put ur left foot out, and land on it, in front of ur right foot...
- now put ur right foot out, land on it, in front of ur left foot...
- repeat 2 and 3 till u reach ur destination.
so in short, I FRICKING WALKED HOME!!! distance covered is frm Esplanade all de way to Simei... tts something i will NEVER wanna experience ever in mi life again... walking like an idiot in de wee hours of de morning for god-noes-how-long... sucks man!!!
so? unforgettable V-day rite? yea go ahead, laff!!! grrr...
ok tt sums up i truly unforgettable V-day... will continue wif CNY in another post... too lazy to continue now haz...
Dennis ~ 11:23 pm
Sunday, February 11, 2007
alrite dis aint american idol... but really wanna show it to all whu havent watch it yet...
b4 u click on the "PLAY" button, take a mental note tt de girl is only 11 yrs old... u can choose not to believe me, cos i cant find miself believing it after watching too...
2 words...
b4 u click on the "PLAY" button, take a mental note tt de girl is only 11 yrs old... u can choose not to believe me, cos i cant find miself believing it after watching too...
2 words...
SIMPLY AWESOME!!!
Dennis ~ 1:26 am